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daddysnakedblog: Immediately puts her legs in the air, and pussy out. Here’s a girl who knows that her pussy rules her, and that Sir rules the pussy, No games, no trying to play it cool, no trying to kid herself she has more respect than other
smuppets: prawnsy: 10000bears: reluctantsatyr: ARTICUNO BRIAN YOURE KIDDING ME I WANT THAT SHIRT SO BAD also i guess i’m pink floyd S H R U G i’m p-body. I’m a panda with heart eyes and the power of kawaii??? Awwwww yeaaaahhh, I’m
'The lights in the club are turning you on..' No Bruno! YOUR turning me on.
d4vek4t: onlylolgifs: Macaroni being made are you fUCKING KIDDING ME
abbygubler: unseeliequeen: tawnks: gifak-net: Wisconsin White Deer Surprised by his own Antlers Shedding aw hell no Deer, although graceful and lovely, are fucking morons. are you fucking kidding me if I shed my ears I would go apeshit and sleep
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aleetleghostie: you should prepare for when your kids ask “where do babies come from?” by hiding babies all over your house, and when they ask, say “haha where don’t they come from!” and open all of your cabinets and then all of the babies
highenergyjewtrino: poryqon: when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.
boymilk: boymilk: hey if youre an adult and youve got kids of your own dont fucking scream in front of them or at them. i dont care what the circumstance is. youre going to mess your kids up and itll be your fault coming from someone who grew up around
evangelame: having your favorite character be a minor character is like being a proud mother at a school play and cheering every time your kid comes on stage even though they’re playin the part of tree #3
Reblog if you dont shave your legs everyday.
fatgirlopinions: some of my biggest insecurities only became insecurities after my mother pointed them out to me and turned my characteristics into flaws. parents, fucking watch what you say to your kids.
eggrollie: clish: youre kidding me OH SHIT YALL I MADE THIS a while back i had an etsy store selling miniature food art.. you may have seen the miniature versions of the will it soup soups that i made a few weeks ago…. anyway i made a none pizza
you christen your kids, i let my son listen to BIG
odditymall:The SlideRider turns your stairs into a slide and is great for kids on rainy days, or adults with no kids that have had 3+ beers. —->http://odditymall.com/sliderrider-turns-your-stairs-into-a-slide Fuck yeah! I have stairs and live on
the-angels-have-teslas-at-221b: parenting tip making fun of your kid for enjoying the things they enjoy is the quickest way to make them feel so completely isolated from you that they are more comfortable talking to strangers on the internet than you
titenoute:hiddlesherethereeverywhere:pr1nceshawn: Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.THIS IS IMPORTANT When I was a child, from the time I was about four and could understand things, my mom told me and my brother that we should have a secret word.
I HATE kids.
kid-omega: raise your hand if some fictional asshole has taken over and ruined your life
So you don’t buy that for yourself as a grownup? Because long before I had kids I was paying light bills and keeping the gas on and keeping food in the house. You don’t get kudos for doing WHAT THE FUCK YOU SUPPOSED TO DO.
I hate when ppl say well cant you look at your children and see the desire to live? No i cant. Actually it makes me realize that without me, she is better off. She can have someone who is devoted to her and not weighed down by depression and suicidal
Happy Father’s day to all the Dads and Daddies out there! Your kids and littles and babies appreciate you! (Insert bad dad joke here)
embarassinglysexualurl: sizvideos:Video - Via Siz iOS app THISTHIS IS SO FUCKING IMPORTANTAS A SCIENTIST THIS SHIT PISSES ME OFF SO MUCHSTOP KILLING YOUR KIDS BY NOT GETTING THEM VACCINATED YOU FUCKING IDIOTS ‘Nuff said.
your-favourite-record: Too be honest, ‘Uptown Funk’ is going to be one of those songs you’ll hear in 25 years with your kids in your car and you’ll just have to start screaming the lyrics, don’t believe me? Just watch.
clish: youre kidding me
titenoute: hiddlesherethereeverywhere: pr1nceshawn: Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life. THIS IS IMPORTANT When I was a child, from the time I was about four and could understand things, my mom told me and my brother that we should have a secret
tiinysatan: loveireandblog: wodenswolf: adamusprime: sending your kid to catholic school is the easiest way to guarantee your kid will not be catholic Fun story: a friend of mine discovered she was bi-sexual and into bdsm at a catholic school after
leave-tyrone-alone: trvpg0ddess: puppyluver43: KIDS omg!! *white kids lmaoooo
me seducin’ your man.
isee-thruyou: pushad: Well dam Gotta be fucking kidding me… Geezus
licayajones: I’m gonna put a curse on you and all your kids will be born completely naked. <3 Jimi Hendrix http://licayajones.tumblr.com/
drwhothefuckyouthinkyoutalkinto: acelaurens: steven-universe-official: foreskin-salesman: Don’t get your kids piercings until they’re old enough to actually know if they want it. I’m sick of seeing 8 year olds with ear piercings. Crystal clear
it angers me so much that people are so upset with the concept of universal/free preschool for children that are 4. if you don’t want to send your kid there, that’s fine. but some people want to because of the lifelong benefits and can’t
patchpatch93: worldwidetag: currentss-c0nvulssive: devildoll: are you fucking kidding me Her kindergarten teacher must be so proud.
letthelifeinmelive:legitimism: lizzysmart: Goalz ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME THE LIDDO BOYS LEGS OMG
thresholdofzero: tastefullyoffensive: Trust fall! 🔊 Are yOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
dadpat-tactual: ruthless-rage: oregonw0lf: queen-vkc: Give me some knuckle @tiltawhirrl this will be our child 😂 @dadpat-tactual this is your future kid 😂😭👏 Right 😂😭 Kid goals
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WITH THIS SHIT
50-shades-of-dragons: merlin-the-last-dragon-lord: greenvvhore: godtechturninheads: are you kidding me this doesn’t exist I don’t exist, nothing exists WHAT that’s cheating
greatest-adventurer:are you fucking kidding me
Brostonnnnn are you kidding me your spam is so good omfg. Like really thank you so much it made me ridiculously happy
The 92nd GIF in your folder is your reaction when you go to Heaven, the 65th GIF is your reaction when they send you to Hell instead.
corvidamned: Oh dear… Gorgeous blonde full of heroism, destiny, and sugar. “If I say yes, would you like to go on many, many dates, hunts, and night ins?” “ Are you kidding me ? That sounds like a dream to me
dumb-pretty-girl-deactivated202:Hiii (really im thinking about how good i’ll look carrying your kids)
maddisonkennedy: earthstory: Sunrise timelapse, Oahu You’re fucking kidding me
Literally don’t even bother buying your baby toys Wanna know my daughters favorite toys? -an empty water bottle -the safety tag on her playmat -her burpcloth -my face Wanna know what’s NOT her favorite toy? -her 30$ Sophie La Giraffe teething
on-your-kids:
demolithion: kid: mum why is my sister called rose?me: your father loves roseskid: what about me?me: i’m busy now, voltron legendary defender
joltron: shippingvoltron: choco-dipped-strawberry-lions: the-punning-ubus: ohsweetmilkyway: isamukuro: what-ing his what you know ;) PULLING YOUR LEG YANKING YOUR DICK I don’t think ruggling is yanking or pulling… YOURE KIDDING ME
finnskataaa: someone: how’re you gonna raise your kids?me:
when you finally get to use the big telescope at school but all you wanna do with it is look at your crush
